‘Great British Bake Off’ contestant accidentally makes x-rated cookie

It’s Great British Bake Off, people — anything can happen! Dan is a full-time parent to two young children.

He’s also the GBB contestant who made the hosts’ eyebrows rise with his interpretation of the challenge, to make a “selfie biscuit” by drawing a selfie onto a cookie. This is quality entertainment, folks. Dan decided to work his newborn baby into his biscuit selfie, and, well, it sort of looks like a baby.

Mostly, it looks like something else: ‘Great British Bake Off’ contestant accidentally makes x-rated cookie Viewers were quick to the punch after the episode aired:

Anyone else think that baby looks like a penis?? #bakeoff #GBBO pic.twitter.com/K7eW7eCIdu

— Mary Montague (@marymontague007) August 28, 2018

Dan’s first born looks like he’s cradling a little pink penis #GBBO — Legs (@L3GSV) August 28, 2018

Dan’s baby looks like a penis but ok #GBBO — ?clemo? (@princessclemo) August 28, 2018

Holding his first born?!

That picture looked like he was holding a penis #GBBO — TV Addict (@TVAddict666) August 28, 2018

There are two other theories, however. During the judging phase, host Paul Hollywood said, “It looks like a massive prawn.”

And we can’t argue with this comparison, either:

I’m sure that one selfie biscuit was a guy holding a Worm from the Worms games #GBBO pic.twitter.com/Yd4rs17786

— Luke McCarthy-Reed (@lukehmuse) August 28, 2018

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